The Santa You Don't Want in Your House

It may look like your average run-of-the-mill Santa. But it's not.

Push a button and he sings. And dances.

And if that doesn't scare you away, he sings and dances to Ricky Martin's "Livin Da Veda Loca."

Except the words are different.

"Here comes Santa ... bringing the presents to ya ..."

For 3 minutes it goes non-stop. And then my mom pushes the button again and I leave the room.

This is perhaps the worst thing ever associated with Christmas.

Well, either this or the Star Wars Holiday Special from 1978.

If you haven't seen it, be thankful. But if you want to sit through the first 10 minutes of the 2-hour special - which only aired once because it was just so bad - here goes.

I saw it for the first time last night and when it was over I was angry at the world. That's how bad it is.